dadsaretheoriginalhipster: Your dad played video games before you did and he has the high scores to prove it. Back then, the arcade was where boys were chiseled into legends of men . Your dad went there to show off his stick tricks and button slamming skills while playing for three letter trophies. Your mom was there too, along with the rest of the local talent pool, and they would peer over his shoulder and swoon in awe at the surgical precision he commanded each game with. So hipsters, next time you’re sitting in the back of a dive bar dispensing your laundry fund into a game with dreams of being the next King of Kong, remember this… That’s your dad’s high score on every arcade game you’ve ever played and no one has been able to dethrone him in over 20 years. Much thanks to Katie C. for the photo submission. Hahahaha!! View high resolution

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad played video games before you did and he has the high scores to prove it. Back then, the arcade was where boys were chiseled into legends of men . Your dad went there to show off his stick tricks and button slamming skills while playing for three letter trophies. Your mom was there too, along with the rest of the local talent pool, and they would peer over his shoulder and swoon in awe at the surgical precision he commanded each game with.

So hipsters, next time you’re sitting in the back of a dive bar dispensing your laundry fund into a game with dreams of being the next King of Kong, remember this…

That’s your dad’s high score on every arcade game you’ve ever played and no one has been able to dethrone him in over 20 years.

Much thanks to Katie C. for the photo submission.

Hahahaha!!

(Reblogged from dadsaretheoriginalhipster)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand all alone again.

home sweet home….#Flepine

Ok to be alone?

  These past few days I have been house sitting over at my moms house, and man oh man has this time been needed.  I feel like I haven’t had any real “alone” time in fucking forever.  Sometimes you just have to turn your phone off, toss in a pizza, and just be ALONE.  I started house sitting on Thursday evening and was overwhelmed with this feeling of being “alone”, and wasn’t sure if I 1.)  Needed to be alone, and 2.) Wanted to be alone.  Well, turns out that I needed and wanted it, so I went for it.  I have noticed that as we get older that it either becomes easier or more difficult to be alone.  For me, the thought of being alone has always haunted me, but as I am getting older I am learning to realize that being alone is a great thing. 

  Seriously, these past few days besides going out and doing random things such as floating/fishing/Frisbee, I have gotten plenty of my “alone” time, and it has been a pretty crucial part me feeling better.  I live in a house with 3 other dudes, and love all 3 of them and they are my best friends, but sometimes, you can trip over the tension when we are all around each other 24/7.  I don’t really know why the fuck I am ranting right now, I guess because I feel bad for “dodging” calls and not really wanting to hang out with anyone these past few days, but I promise, ITS NOTHING PERSONAL, and if you take it that way, then you probably don’t know me.  This is probably the most retarded posts I have ever done but after not having a computer for the past few days it just feels good to sit down and type something.

  I guess I just wanted everyone to know that I love you, I haven’t not been answering calls for any reason, other than I have wanted to be alone the past few days, and that’s it.  If I have hurt your feeling or you feel like I personally “dodged’ you, call me (but I won’t answer, hehehe), or text me….it’s all the same.  PEACE GUYS I’M OUT!!!!!

basically weeding the idiots out of my life, TODAY!!! #Flepine

Just got bit by a fucking dog….jesus christ

Oh man, Oh man.

When it hits me that she’s gone
I think I’ll run for President
And get my face put on the million dollar bill
So when these rich men that she wants
Show her ways that they can take care of her
I’ll have found a way to be there with her still

oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh,

When it hits me that shes gone
I’ll think I’ll be an astronaut
Make the moon my home and leave this world behind
So when she steps out to the night and find the light that makes her pretty
She’ll be facing me everytime she shines

oooh, ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, oooh

When it hits me that shes left me alone
When I finally move on with my life
Her goodbye written into stone
And her shadow moving through the night

When it hits me that shes gone
I’ll think I’ll be a movie star
Be the finest man the world has ever seen
The lovers that she has found
Tell her ways they have learned to talk to her
Behind each perfect word is a little bit of me

Million Dollar Bill - Middle Brother

This is the most awkward I have felt at my house..ever. #flepine

RT @NotGlennDanzig: People ask me why I always wear black. I just want to express the emotions of my soul through what I wear. That, and …

No more running, time to face the demons.